Sunday, February 22, 2009

永别了,我的战机!

大学时候的战机 (作战的机器),

自2002年6月起,陪伴我大学生涯,

能满足我的心理和生理需求,

在漫漫长夜里,以音乐陪我共度春霄

当我心情低落,以电影让我从新出发

在我压力重重时,让我在虚幻世界里成为王者。
她,
贤妻良母般,任由我跟死党们夜夜狂欢
她,
不吝啬地让我研究性事上的疑惑和好奇

让我从小弟弟变成大男人

让我如鱼得水,快乐似神仙。

不像别人,过门后就整天吵吵闹闹,永无宁日,

对我总是千依百顺,从来不曾违背过我的意愿

或许知道我总能摆平她,
就不做无谓的挣扎
任由我摆布

令我越看越可爱。。。

可怜的她,一生劳碌,晚年还要24小时不眠不休的的伺候着我全家人,为我们带来欢笑和快乐;
于2009年2月18日寿终正寝了,享年6年8月,我陪同在侧,含泪与她永别了!

以这篇文章歌颂您,永在怀念中!


其实,某场活动让我遇见了令我怦然心动的另一个她,瞄了她好久好久,只待时机一到便可名正言顺的将她迎娶过门,
负心的我,出殡当日,我心一横,眼明手快的送她进我房,
至于她表现如何,日后自有分晓 !

她便是我如今的心头爱:
G31T motherboard + Duo Core Processor + 2 GBRAM!




Friday, February 13, 2009

" F**k You! " .. I was scolded

Yesterday i was scolded by Mr L (owner of a photocopy shop in skudai). This was the first time in my life i was scolded like that and i still had to bear with it!

The following is the scenario :

" Today i really want to "diao" you. F*CK you! "
" Today i won't be paying for the papers , so what can you do to me? "
" HIT me? "
"Sue me in court? GO !"
"Now WHO IS WRONG? WHO ? "

After 1min, he cooled down,

" Young man, you should transfer the information faster, i am angry because of the late info"
"If you act like that , how can the trust between us be builded up?
"I am paying you RM100 each time you come to ask for payment, you needed to come 24times
before you collected the full payment! "

Finally,
"Come, we go and get the cheque ! " ^_^

Actually there is a shortage of paper recently and yesterday they ordered for 3 sets but i just sent 1 set today. I thought by sending at least ONE set they will be thankful after they know the reason. But it turned out to be the other way round !

I was blamed for not letting them know the shortage of paper yesterday when they are ordering... As they require the products to come in time in order to run the business.

But Mr L is kind enough to lead me to somewhere quiet before he started to fire me..
And he planned the whole DRAMA with the precise timing :

Fierce, soften, give way and both parties laughing in the end..

I got my lesson, and he achieve his goal. Really geng!